I have a few questions for you. First, why are we in this place? What was wrong with where we used to live? I liked it much better. I have pooped on the carpet many times so you can see my distaste for this place. Second, why do you leave me alone almost all day? What do you expect me to do? I have chewed the rug and have broken the blinds so you'll see how bored I am each day. But, nothing. You still leave. What else will it take?
I hope you will realize soon what changes need to be made. Until then expect more "accidents" to occur.
-Scampers
1 comment:
Oops and eww, gross.
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